Gateway to.....

Who needs a man?

If you want a job doing properly,

infact,

if you want a job doing at all,

do it yourself!

Hmmm,

what are you thinking after seeing that photo?

That I have gone all feminist and DIY on you?

Look, if I do DIY in pink ballet pumps,

and wearing lip-gloss,

that won't make me all

butch will it?

NO,

thats what I thought,

so

after being fed up with brushing and

rinsing the flags free from hen poop

for far too long.

Putting up with the girls begging for food when

we eat outside!

Plus, Pie the cheeky bunny

really needed his space to be a bit more secure,

a gate was the only answer.

So I dug out my un-used,

dusty drill.

Leant how to use a saw...

...and finally

Hung a gate!

Plus it works!

I only broke 5 drill bits,

lost 3 screws (??? mystery???)

cut myself several times,

and have a splinter!

Phew!

Clean flags and safe bunny.

I promise to stop now,

I shall go back to girlie me.

Love Claire. xxx

P.S.  I debated whether or not to tell you about the

FOUR trips to Wickes

asking for a really long screw

for an erection!!!

But thought it may be

pushing it a bit for all my

lovely followers!!!

Plus the chap in Wickes now

thinks I am some mentalist stalker!

P.P.S.  A girlie crafty type post next time,

I PROMISE!

x