Lions and Tigers and Bears!
Did my eyes just deceive me or have I just seen
a trailer for what looks like what could be my favourite
programme for the next couple of months????!!!!
I did I did I did
I am Andrew's PERFECT DOROTHY
There is not an actress in the land who could be
more perfect for the role than I!!!
It cannot be.
Too old ?
Too fat ?!!! hee hee
Too clever ???
(well, come on, bless her little cutie cotton white ankle socks,
Dot is a teeny bit dim at times)
But to be honest,
I have had my 15 mins of fame.
I used to be a bit of a local actress/comedienne in
Musicals and Pantomimes in the town where I live.
Singing, acting, dancing and playing the fool
was my main hobby for many many years.
Performing infront of many hundreds of people,
thousands over the course of a week.
And you know what?
I couldn't think of anything worse now.
I love the fact that I don't have to learn pages and pages of dialogue.
Learn a dozen or more songs and dance routines in just 2 weeks.
I haven't pushed the boys into it,
and I am quite glad they're not in to it at all.
I have thousands of show photos that I guess
I should've scanned in and now be showing you.
Maybe another time.....
But for now......
I may have to go get myself a little doggy and have him audition
as the next TOTO!
Yep! They're even auditioning potential Totos.
Oh, if i'm not here for a while,
then go to the place
troubles melt like lemon drops.
That's where yooooou'll find meeeeeeeee!
Can you not tell,
this is one of my all time favourite films in the
whole of the wide world?
AKA Dorothy Gale
(Even had a cat called Dorothy
after Dorothy of course!)